Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

Posted 19 hours ago
deansdamnation:

a-pada-moose:

(x)

HIS EYES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CONTROL WITH HIS EYES?!
ANytime a demon has turned its eyes from black, back to normal, they have blinked and it just cleared up. Dean removed the blackness, he removed it like demons usually allow it in
from the pupils out. His eyes just snapped into being black, which has also happened, but we have never seen a demon reverse its eyes so slowly

deansdamnation:

a-pada-moose:

(x)

HIS EYES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CONTROL WITH HIS EYES?!

ANytime a demon has turned its eyes from black, back to normal, they have blinked and it just cleared up. Dean removed the blackness, he removed it like demons usually allow it in

from the pupils out. His eyes just snapped into being black, which has also happened, but we have never seen a demon reverse its eyes so slowly

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

shulamithbond:

jeunggxk:

this just in: trans teens are fetishizing trans teens and women are fetishizing their own bodys!? whats next, loving yourself???? What kind of social justice bullshit is thi

don’t forget disabled people glorifying our own disabilities

Posted 19 hours ago

2 May, the battle of hogwarts

The fight is done

The war is won

Lift your hands toward the sun

(Source: mrsstreep)

Posted 19 hours ago

How terrifying is James Spader on set? x

(Source: mishasteaparty)

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

Posted 19 hours ago

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

Posted 19 hours ago

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

Posted 19 hours ago

pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Posted 19 hours ago

glamorouskarkat:

hearing noises when ur in the shower

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(Source: daftwave)