Posted 1 minute ago
My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said ‘How am I going to be an octopus about this?’ and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.
Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

(Source: danandwoodysconverse)

Posted 2 minutes ago

dynastylnoire:

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

I though it said “packet of gum”

don’t’ ask me where I got it from.

I saw the octopus sex thing and went back and reread like O.O ohhhh

(Source: magnezone)

Posted 2 minutes ago

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)

Posted 3 minutes ago

japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

(Source: goblin-techies)

Posted 6 minutes ago
Posted 7 minutes ago

how do i unbake a cake

that is the top suggestion

how do i unbake a cake

Posted 18 hours ago

I’m sacrificing part of my anonymity which I enjoy to have more options as far as what I can get off the ground. It’s a give and take sort of thing.

(Source: markoruffalo)

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

divinedorothy:

oh sure everyone wants to know about the gay agenda but you wanna know about the bi agenda????

  • going to the zoo and calling everything there a weird dog
  • orgies sometimes
  • getting one of those dorian grey portraits
  • using invisibility to fight crime
Posted 18 hours ago

fandom-revolution:

tumblr’s reaction to albus severus’s name part 2 (next, prev)

Posted 18 hours ago

cyclopsrose:

Pwned

Posted 18 hours ago
perks-of-being-chinese:

dominicsellie:

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

the first and fourth ones arent even standing up


AWWWW

perks-of-being-chinese:

dominicsellie:

bootycaller:

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE LEGS THEY BARELY KNOW HOW TO STAND THEY’RE SO EXCITED FOR FOOD OHY GOD

the first and fourth ones arent even standing up

AWWWW

Posted 18 hours ago

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

Posted 18 hours ago

joanwatsonismyhero:

tumblr’s relationship with Natalie Dormer

Posted 19 hours ago

spicyshimmy:

it’s gene roddenberry’s birthday today. happy birthday gene. some weird things have happened while you’ve been away, floating out there in the sky. for example, there’s some new movies. people think jim kirk’s a womanizer and star trek is about blowing space shit up a lot. karl urban’s pretty great. the world itself is in a strange place at the moment. we’re still looking to the stars, though. thanks for the dream you gave us